Wan's World

What? Me? Drinking?

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A Man had been drinking at a pub all night. 
The bartender finally said that the bar is 
closing. 
So the guy stood up to leave fell flat on his 
face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. 

He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh 
air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, 
he stood up and fell on his face again.

So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. 
When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell 
flat on his face. 
He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. 
When he reached his bed he tried one more time 
to stand up. 
This time he managed to pull himself upright, 
but he quickly fell right into the bed and is 
sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife 
standing over him, shouting, 

“SO YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!” 

Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing 
it out he said, 

“What makes you say that?” 

“The pub just called; you left your 
wheelchair there AGAIN!.”