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The Athletes

- 2 December 2013, 01:12

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he 
decided he wanted to marry her right away. 
She said, 
“But we don’t know anything about each other.”

He said, 
“That’s all right, we’ll learn about each 
other as we go along.”

So she consented, and they were married, 
and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. 

One morning they were lying by the pool, 
when he got up off of his towel, climbed up 
to the 10-Meter board, and did a two and a 
half tuck gainer. 
This was followed by three rotations in jackknife 
position, where he straightened out, and cut the 
water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, 
he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said,
“That was incredible!”

He said, 
“I used to be an Olympic diving champion. 
You see, I told you we’d learn more about ourselves 
as we went along.”

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started 
doing laps. 

After about thirty laps she climbed back out and 
lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, 
“That was incredible! Were you an Olympic 
endurance swimmer?”

“No.” she said, 
“I was a hooker in Venice and I worked 
both sides of the canal!”


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