Wan's World

The Lawyer

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, 
and a lawyer wound up together at the 
Pearly Gates. 
St. Peter informed them that in order to 
get into Heaven, they would each have to 
answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 
“What was the name of the ship that crashed 
into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”

The teacher answered quickly, 
“That would be the Titanic.” 

St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, 
figuring Heaven didn’t *really* need all the 
odors that this guy would bring with him, 
decided to make the question a little harder: 

“How many people died on the ship?”

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just 
seen the movie. 

“1,228,” he answered.

“That’s right! You may enter.”

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. 

“Names and addresses please!”