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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire
Regis:
“Barbara, you’ve done very well so
far – $500,000 and one lifeline
left — phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top
prize of One Million dollars if you get
it right … but if you get it wrong you will
drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?”
Barbara:
“Sure, I’ll have a go!”
Regis:
“Which of the following birds does not
build it’s own nest?
Is it……..
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.”
“I think I know who it..but I’m not 100%…
No, I haven’t got a clue. I’d like to phone a
friend Regis, just to be sure.”
Regis:
“Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?”
Barbara:
“I’ll phone my friend Maggie back home
in Birmingham.”
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde):
“Hello…”
Regis:
“Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants
to be a Millionaire – I have Barbara here and
she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs
your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara’s
and she’ll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct
answer and you have 30 seconds to answer
— fire away Barbara.”
Barbara:
“Maggie, which of the following birds does
not build it’s own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush”
Maggie:
“Oh Gees, Barbara that’s simple…..
It’s a Cuckoo.”
Barbara: “You think?”
Maggie:
“I’m sure.”
Barbara:
“Thanks Maggie.” (hangs up)
Regis:
“Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or
play on for the Million, Barbara?”
Barbara:
“I want to play, I’ll go with C-Cuckoo”
Regis:
“Is that your final answer?”
Barbara:
“It is.”
Regis:
“Are you confident?”
Barbara:
“Yes fairly, Maggie’s a sound bet.”
Regis:
“Barbara…..you had $500,000 and you said
C-Cuckoo …you’re right! – You have just
won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great
contestant and a real gambler.
Audience please put your hands together
for Barbara.”
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and
brings her down to a local bar for a celebration
drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne,
Barbara turns to Maggie and asks
“Tell me Maggie, How in God’s name did you know
that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its
own nest?
Maggie:
“Listen Barbara, everybody knows
that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.”
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