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Sunshine Coast cop says,   ” Licence and registration, please.”

Brisbane Judge says,  “What for?”

Sunshine Coast cop says,   “You  didn’t  come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”

Brisbane Judge says,”I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

Sunshine Coast cop says, “You still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please” 

Brisbane Judge says,   “What’s the difference?”

Sunshine Coast cop says,       “The difference is, you huvto come to complete stop, that’s the law,  Licence and registration, please!”

Brisbane Judge says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”

Sunshine Coast cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

The Brisbane Judge exits his vehicle. The Sunshine Coast cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh*t out of the judge and says,

“Dae you want me to stop, or just slow down?“