Wan's World

THE HUNTER

An  86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor  for his quarterly
check-up… 

The  doctor asked him how he was feeling, and  the
86-year-old said  ,

‘Things are great and I’ve never felt  better.’
I now have a  20 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my  child.

‘So  what do you think  about that Doc ?’

The  doctor considered his question for a minute  and then began to tell  a story.

‘I have an  older friend, much like you, who is an avid  hunter and never  misses a season.’

One  day he was setting off to go  hunting.

In  a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his  walking cane instead  of his  gun.’

‘As  he neared a lake, he came across a very large  male beaver sitting at  the water’s edge.

He  realized he’d left his gun at home and so he  couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. 

  Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the  animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle,

and went ‘bang,  bang’..’

‘Miraculously,  two shots rang out and the beaver fell over  dead..

Now,  what do you think of that ?’ asked the  doctor.

The  86-year-old  said,
‘Logic would  strongly suggest that somebody  else pumped a couple  of rounds into that beaver.’

The  doctor replied,  ‘My point  exactly.’