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  • PLACES THAT DEFY LOGIC

    1. Cameron Falls – Alberta, Canada

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    This might look like a scene straight out of the Bible, but it’s actually a natural phenomenon where large amounts of red-colored sediment called argolite washed down the waterfall due to heavy rainfall.
    Image by Solent News / Rex / Rex USA

    2. Krzywy Domek – Sopot, Poland

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    Nope, this isn’t a bad photoshop job. Krzywy Domek, Polish for “crooked house,” was actually built this way.
    Source: Topory  /  via: en.wikipedia.org

    3. Tunnel of Love – Klevan, Ukraine

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    You would be forgiven if you believed this to be the path to Narnia. Located in Klevan, Ukraine, this “Tunnel of Love” is actually a private railroad for a nearby fiberboard factory.
    Image by Amos Chapple / Rex / Rex USA

    4. Hanshin Expressway – Hanshin, Japan

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    Yes, that’s an elevated highway running through a building. This unusual situation was the compromise reached between the highway’s builders and the landowners, with the highway noted as the official “tenants” of the floors that it winds through.
    Source: Ignis  /  via: en.wikipedia.org

    5. Zhangye Danxia Landform Geological Park – Gansu Province, China

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    This zebra-like pattern in the mountains was created by different layers of red sandstone and other mineral deposits being compressed together over millions of years. The resulting “layer cake” was then cleaved and buckled into its current position by the same tectonic plates responsible for creating parts of the Himalayan mountains.
    Image by Amos Chapple / Rex / Rex USA

    6. Setenil de las Bodegas – Spain

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    This might look like houses moments away from being crushed by a giant rock, but is actually the town of Setenil de las Bodegas in Spain. Over the course of its history, locals have built houses into the rocky overhangs of the gorge.
    Image by Juergen Richter / Getty Images

    7. Magdeburg Water Bridge – Magdeburg, Germany

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    Yes, that’s a river on top of another river. This giant water bridge took six years to make and is the world’s longest navigable aqueduct.
    Image by JENS SCHLUETER / AFP / Getty Images

    8. Cube Houses – Helmond, Netherlands

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    These cube houses were designed by architect Piet Blom. Each house is supposed to represent an urban tree and the series of houses a forest.
    Source: Geert C. Smulders  /  via: en.wikipedia.org

    9. Wave Rock – Hyden, Australia

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    Wave Rock is an example of a geological phenomenon known as a flared slope. This usually occurs when erosion is concentrated on the lower areas of the slope.
    Source: Kaliumfredrik  /  via: en.wikipedia.org

    10. The Nine Hells of Beppu – Beppu, Japan

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    Beppu, Japan is home to more than 2,900 hot springs of which “The Nine Hells of Beppu” are the most famous. These nine hells have colorful names such as “Boiling Hell” and “Shaven Monk’s Head Hell,” with the above being the “Blood Pond Hell.” This natural hot spring gets its red color from the ferrous (meaning that it contains iron) minerals found in the pond.
    Image by Tony Wheeler / Lonely Planet Images / Getty Images

    11. Living Tree Bridge – Cherrapunji, India

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    Deep in the rainforests of the Indian state of Meghalaya lie some of the most extraordinary pieces of civil engineering in the world. Here, in the depths of the forest, bridges aren’t built – they’re grown. Cherrapunji receives about 50 inches of rain a year which would easily rot normal wooden bridges. This is why, 500 years ago, locals began to guide roots and vines from the native Ficus Elastica rubber tree across rivers using hollow bamboo until they became rooted on the opposite side – eventually creating a bridge.
  • PERKS AND HOW TO CALL

     PERKS OF BEING 60 AND OVER   

    · Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 
    · In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
    · No one expects you to run into a burning building.
    · People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
    · There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
    · Things you buy now won’t wear out. 
    · You enjoy hearing arguments about pension plans.
    · You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise it.
    · You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
    · You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
    · You sing along with elevator music.
    · Your eyes won’t get much worse.
    · Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
    · Your joints are a more accurate meteorologist than the national weather service.
    · Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
    · Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.


    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE IF YOU’RE OLD    

    George Phillips age 82 of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. 
    He phoned the police, who asked ‘Is someone in your house?’ He said ‘No.’ Then they said:
    ‘All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.’ George said, ‘Okay’. He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
    Then he phoned the police again.
    ‘Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them.’ and hung up.
    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
    One of the Policemen said to George, ‘I thought you said that you shot them!’
    George said, ‘I thought you said there was nobody available!’ (True Story)

    WAN

  • ZIP LOCK BAG – Good tip!

    Might be good for boaters, cottagers and RVers:
    ZIP LOCK BAG – Good tip! We went with friends to a restaurant on Sunday for lunch and sat in the patio section beside the store. We happened to notice zip lock baggies pinned to a post and a wall. The bags were half filled with water, each contained 4 pennies, and they were zipped shut. Naturally we were curious! 
    The owner told us that these baggies kept the flies away! So naturally we were even more curious! We actually watched some flies come in the window, stand around on the window sill, and then fly out again. And there were no flies in the eating area! This morning I checked this out on Google.

    Below are comments on this fly control idea. I’m now a believer!

    Zip-lock water #1 Says: I tried the zip lock bag and pennies this weekend.. I have a horse trailer. The flies were bad while I was camping. I put the baggie with pennies above the door of the LQ. NOT ONE FLY came in the trailer. The horse trailer part had many. Not sure why it works but does!
    #2 Says: Fill a zip lock bag with water and 5 or 6 pennies and hang it in the problem area. In my case it was a particular window in my home. It had a slight passage way for insects. Ever since I have done that, it has kept flies and wasps away. Some say that wasps and flies mistake the bag for some other insect nest and are threatened.
    #3 Says: I swear by the plastic bag of water trick. I have them on porch and basement. We saw these in Northeast Mo. at an Amish grocery store & have used them since. They say it works because a fly sees a reflection & won’t come around. 
    #4 Says: Regarding the science behind zip lock bags of water? My research found that the millions of molecules of water presents its own prism effect and given that flies have a lot of eyes, to them it’s like a zillion disco balls reflecting light, colors and movement in a dizzying manner. When you figure that flies are prey for many other bugs, animals, birds, etc., they simply won’t take the risk of being around that much 
    perceived action I moved to a rural area and thought these “hillbillies”just yanking my city boy chain but I tried it and it worked immediately! We went from hundreds of flies to seeing the occasional one, but he didn’t hang around long.
    I have done that for the past three years here in Minnesota and have everyone at the campgrounds doing it. Even in the outhouses. It really does work!!!!!
    PS. The water never needs to be changed as long as it doesn’t evaporate. My Mom leaves hers up all year and lets it freeze in the winter and when it melts in the spring it still works. I use more than four pennies, but I have always been a big spender. I usually put in 8 – 10. No more flies for me!

    WAN

  • Female medical

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    During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

    The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

    “No! No! Don’t remove your clothes… Just stick out your tongue!”