Wan's World

16 June 2013, 07:06:48

Rules are Rules – AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!

“The ones that don’t question the rules end up making rules.”         Begin forwarded message: The Good news: It was a normal day in Sharon Springs, Kansas, when a Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded...

16 June 2013, 07:06:25

Gender logic!!

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12 June 2013, 09:06:20

CONFUCIUS

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY…        Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.   Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.   Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.   Squirrel who runs...

12 June 2013, 09:06:11

Dorothy and Edna

It’s all  in your perspective.. Dorothy  and Edna, two “senior” widows, are  talking. Dorothy:  “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a  date. I know you went out with him last week,  and I wanted to talk with...

12 June 2013, 07:06:01

It’s Finally Here

IT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED ! A Keyboard...

12 June 2013, 07:06:58

Betty Crocker

Linda could never get her husband to do anything around the house. James would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more… He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This...

12 June 2013, 07:06:24

Truck for Sale

Truck for Sale …..love it A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck???!!!’ He calmly told them, ‘I bought it...

11 June 2013, 08:06:29

Commando

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a...

10 June 2013, 08:06:14

Breastfeeding On the bus

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said, “Come on, eat it all up or … I’ll have to give it to this...