Wan's WorldTuesday, 24 Dec 2024
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Irish Road Accident

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’ Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’ Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus...
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FINANCIAL PLANNING

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, working the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his cancer stricken father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share...

Alternative to Handgun under the Bed

Good news for those of you who do not have a Glock or Magnum nearby.     If you don’t have a gun, here’s a morehumane way to wreck someone’s evil plans for you. Did you know this? I didn’t. I never really...

Mr. Gorsky – true

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA…. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,...

I promise you some smiles….

“It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.” -Mark Twain 1909 When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our...

Alligator shoes

HARK!!! A new blonde joke!!! After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for...

Time for your morning groan!

Have a good week !  Time for your morning groan!   The Grim Reaper came for  me last night , and I beat him off with a vacuum  cleaner. Talk about Dyson with  death   A mate of mine recently  admitted to being addicted to brake...

DUCKS IN HEAVEN – cute one for you

DUCKS IN HEAVEN ! Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven.   When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and...

The rude parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The Parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the...

Non Savile / Non PC

Now on sale at IKEA – LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove… A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related… Due to a water shortage...

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