Wan's World

11 May 2012, 08:05:03

Leroy’s Hearing

In a Detroit church Sunday morning a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.”  With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the...

11 May 2012, 11:05:06

Two Men Fishing

Profound Thoughts: Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.   Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’ Rod...

11 May 2012, 07:05:47

Medical Examination

While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” The lady started taking off her...

10 May 2012, 07:05:18

Today’s Quote

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish & he will never starve.Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air...

10 May 2012, 07:05:13

A Stunning Senior Moment

And for safe sex, we wore wedding...

9 May 2012, 11:05:51

What A Wonderful World

Low clouds over a volcano. The world going to sleep. Very interesting patterns   The world wakes up.   Peaceful Calm   Water at work.   Niagara Falls at night.   Ahhhhh..one most westerners are familiar with.   Bryce...

9 May 2012, 11:05:38

How to avoid going shopping with your wife

My wife, was always nagging me to go shopping with her..     Then I began wearing my new t -shirt.     She doesn’t want me to go shopping with her anymore.    “If you’re not laughing, you’re not...

9 May 2012, 07:05:26

The Problem is ………..

The problem is not how did they get in there…. it’s how do you get them...

9 May 2012, 07:05:20

So, How is your day going?

And you thought you had a bad...