Wan's World

9 May 2012, 06:05:06

Welfare

A woman walks into the local Welfare office, trailed by 15 kids… ‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL yours?’ ‘Yeah they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a...

8 May 2012, 06:05:50

So you think you got CRABS ?

And just what were you...

8 May 2012, 04:05:16

Local Mobile Blueprint

New Technology = Massive Potential Earnings… Many people are finding it tough to make money online now – much tougher than in the past. But with the advent of new technology – cell phones and other mobile devices – a whole...

7 May 2012, 09:05:38

Marketing

People often get confused and mistake the meaning of the word “Marketing.” It seems that it is either too complex or too boring for people to remember. Here’s a very simple way to get your arms around it.   1. You’re a...

7 May 2012, 03:05:31

Sex – Aboriginal Style

An Australian Aboriginal picks up a hooker. ‘How much do you charge for da hour, sister?’ he asks.  ‘$100,’  she  replies. He says ‘Do you do Aboriginal style?’  ‘No’  she says. ‘I pay you...

5 May 2012, 07:05:08

Serious Stuff

Several days ago as I left a meeting, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in...

4 May 2012, 11:05:28

PUNS

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea?...

4 May 2012, 11:05:29

Cosmetic Surgery

Two older women were having lunch together,  and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,  I’m getting a boob-job.” The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s...

4 May 2012, 11:05:08

A Matter of Perspective

Please look carefully at this series of images. They will surprise...