Wan's WorldMonday, 23 Dec 2024
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The wife said ” fix the gutter downspout”

My wife said “Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!” So I invited the boys over. One brought his welder the others brought beer. Took us about 4 hours, mostly for the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.  Wife is still speechless… But I’m not certain for much longer...
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