Wan's WorldMonday, 23 Dec 2024
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Father!

FATHER  (This One Is Priceless!)   Amen!!! A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father..’ The little boy...
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