Wan's WorldMonday, 23 Dec 2024
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Aussie helpline

> “G’day mate, Foster’s helpline…What’s the problem cobber?” > > “I’m in Darwin with my sheila and she’s been stung on the minge by a wasp, > and now her pussy has completely closed up.” > > “Bummer...
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