Wan's WorldWednesday, 25 Dec 2024
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Time for your morning groan!

Have a good week !  Time for your morning groan!   The Grim Reaper came for  me last night , and I beat him off with a vacuum  cleaner. Talk about Dyson with  death   A mate of mine recently  admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When  I quizzed him on it he reckoned he...
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DUCKS IN HEAVEN – cute one for you

DUCKS IN HEAVEN ! Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven.   When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and...

The rude parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The Parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the...

Non Savile / Non PC

Now on sale at IKEA – LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove… A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related… Due to a water shortage...

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. You can’t count your hair. 2. You can’t wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can’t breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. 10 Things I know about you. 1)...

Some Quickies…..

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK! The wife’s back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last...

One Night at the Bar

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them angrily screeched,...

Aftershave

Tim Matheson, the First Bloke, and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the same barber shop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation,...

The Harley ….. A Must Read

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to  heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward...

Black Bra Size 38

BLACK BRA size 38  This is tooooo funny not to share.  The Business Deal A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are...

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