Wan's WorldMonday, 17 Jun 2024
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AUSSIE LATERAL THINKER

Beer Monster  This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two slabs of “VIC BITTER” cheap at the local “Bottle-o”.  I placed the cartons on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling...
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