Wan's World

18 October 2012, 06:10:32

Something small

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18 October 2012, 06:10:57

Holy eMail

The other day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked behaviour going on.  So He sent one of His angels to earth to look into it. When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on earth; 85% are misbehaving and...

18 October 2012, 06:10:45

Good medical advice

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day. 2. F***ing relaxes your mind & body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids. 5. Try f***ing in bed cause it can...

18 October 2012, 06:10:49

Just Wondering

“Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 60, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m...

18 October 2012, 06:10:07

Pumpkin Master

BAM !   You just got hit by the Pumpkin...

18 October 2012, 06:10:36

Law of the Garbage Truck

Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded,...

18 October 2012, 06:10:09

Motorcycle Helmets

I never cease to marvel at the Free Enterprise System, When a product reaches the point where it’s nigh on to impossible to improve its functionality, someone will still come up with a way to make people want to ditch their old one and get...

18 October 2012, 05:10:19

The Indian Taxi Driver in Brisbane

If you’ve ever had an Indian taxi driver you’ll love this one… A drunken totally naked woman jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Australia. The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the...

18 October 2012, 05:10:05

This is Incredible

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.   The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter...