Guess what this is…
An Elkhart Lake, WI. policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem–a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD..’ The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading ‘TIPS’ and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Sheboygan, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs..
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, ‘I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper’s Ball. ‘He
replied, ‘Wisconsin State Troopers don’t have balls.’ There was a
moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left.
Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places.She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.I’ll give him a call.”Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,”Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?” He said,”That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.