Wan's World

3 January 2013, 12:01:33

Simple truths as you prepare for 2013

  SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2` When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch...

3 January 2013, 12:01:58

Chuckle for the day

There is a man who works for the UK Post Office whose job is to process all the mail that has illegible and incomplete addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought...

3 January 2013, 12:01:07

Burma Shave

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930’s, ’40’s and ’50’s. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma...

3 January 2013, 12:01:43

Help for a friend

HELP FOR A FRIEND. I’M REACHING OUT, AS A FRIEND OF MINE NEEDS SOME HELP! HIS WIFE TOLD HIM TO GO OUT AND GET SOME OF THOSE PILLS THAT WOULD HELP HIM GET AN ERECTION. WHEN HE CAME BACK HE TOSSED HER SOME DIET PILLS. ANYWAY, HE’S LOOKING...

3 January 2013, 12:01:00

While we’re on the subject…

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town...