Wan's World

5 April 2013, 09:04:26

The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong,...

5 April 2013, 09:04:03

Why is it so?

WHY: Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women’s clothes have buttons on the left? BECAUSE: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it...

5 April 2013, 09:04:38

Will Liberals get the irony?

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5 April 2013, 09:04:37

THE DOOR . . what a relief. We’ve been let off the hook!

Whew! What a relief to learn this…   Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses. Psychologists at the...

5 April 2013, 09:04:59

The Three Couples

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the...