Wan's World

15 April 2013, 07:04:10

The Balcony

An old man lay stretched out across three complete seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and saw this, he whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat” The old man didn’t reply, he just...

15 April 2013, 07:04:36

BE VERRY, VERRY QUIET

“Be vewy, vewy quiet ….. I’m hunting meals-on-wheels! Shhhhhh!!”     Don’t you just love this...

15 April 2013, 07:04:33

Irsh Hunters

Two  Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They  managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the  pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected  strongly. ‘Last year we got...

15 April 2013, 07:04:57

For Golfers

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscle Contraction’ to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed...