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12 May 2013, 07:05:15
A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have
s*x with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he’s a virgin.
He...
The Pharmacist
12 May 2013, 07:05:41
Jonnie and Mary both 5 years old, were sharing a bath.
When Mary notices something different about Jonnie
Looking down under the water she points and asks
“Hey – What’s that, can I touch it?”
“No way”
Replies...
It’s Broken
9 May 2013, 07:05:31
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “You’re charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also...
Joke time, SILENCE in an Irish Court
9 May 2013, 07:05:31
Top this for a speeding ticket…
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway. One of the officers used a hand-held...
NSW Police – Tuggerah Lakes Command Radar incident
8 May 2013, 09:05:53
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children...
A real funny one a must read
8 May 2013, 09:05:04
A man walks into a crowded local bar in Yarraminga brandishing a revolver yelling,
“Who’s the bastard that’s been screwing my wife? “
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back,
“You don’t have enough ammo...
Gotta Love Aussie Humour
8 May 2013, 09:05:28
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a
car came along and hit the door, ripping it off
completely. When the police arrived at the scene,
the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage
to his car.
“Officer, look what they’ve...
The BMW
8 May 2013, 09:05:56
An elderly couple in their 70’s were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That’s fine with me.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That’s fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a...
PRE NUPTIAL AGREEMENT SENIOR STYLE
7 May 2013, 07:05:43
ROMANCE
Barb was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting..”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second...
Elegant Aging
Ralph and Edna
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep...