Wan's World

25 December 2013, 09:12:32

Important Wine Information

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25 December 2013, 09:12:49

Ed the Chicken

Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Ed.’ Ed was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I...

24 December 2013, 09:12:27

Perils of a Catholic upbringing

Perils of a Catholic  Upbringing As I walked  down the busy footpath, Knowing I was late for Mass, my eye  fell upon one of those Unfortunate, homeless street people  that are found in every city These days. Some people  turned to stare....

24 December 2013, 09:12:01

Dating in 1960s

DATING IN THE 60’s. Remember those days ? It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1963, and James had a date with Annabella. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. ‘Oh, come on in!’ Annabella’s mother said...

24 December 2013, 09:12:17

Leviticus 20:13

*MARRIAGE AND MARIJUANA !!!For those who haven’t heard, CALIFORNIA just passed both laws – Allowing Gay marriage and legalizing use of marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day Makes perfect...

23 December 2013, 11:12:18

Pope’s Crossword

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.  “Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”   Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down...

23 December 2013, 11:12:27

Merry Christmas

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN Who’s jolly and cute, Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While flying around in a miniature sleigh, With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, Then let’s...

23 December 2013, 11:12:59

The Twelve Days of Christmas

The Real 12 Days of ChristmasDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn’t have been more surprised.With deepest love and...

23 December 2013, 07:12:46

Only in Australia will you see this…..

Only in Australia will you see this Road Trains This is a recent email sent regarding the cattle trains at Helen Springs Station. There are interesting statistics. There are 17 trucks with 3 trailers and 2 decks per trailer; Therefore...