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Mexican Maid

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay  increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to  talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay  increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I  wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than  you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than  me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better  cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook  than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did  he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex  than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth  asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”