Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the

wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go

to the party alone.

  He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she

 was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need

 for his good time being spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without

pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she

would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when

she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around

on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and

copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.

   His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe

 herself, he left his   current partner high and dry and devoted his

 time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far

 as he wished… Naturally, (since he was her husband.)

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she

agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put

the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of

explanation he would make for his behavior..

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind

of a time he had.

He said: “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time

when you’re not there.”

  – “Did you dance much ?”

– “You know, I never even danced one dance.”

When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning and some other guys, so

we went into the den and played poker all evening…But you’re not

going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to…”