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—– The Pastor’s Ass>
>The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
>it won.
>
>The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
>that he entered it in the race
>again and it won again.
>
>The local paper read:
>PASTOR’S
>ASS OUT FRONT..
>
>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
>publicity that he ordered the
>Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>The next day the local paper headline read:
>BISHOP
>SCRATCHES
>PASTOR’S
>ASS.
>This was too much for the Bishop so he
>ordered the Pastor to get rid
>of the donkey.
>
>The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
>nearby convent.
>
>The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
>the following headline the next day:
>NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
>The Bishop fainted.
>
>He informed the Nun that she would have to
>get rid of the donkey so she
>sold it to a farmer for $10.
>The next day the paper read:
>
>NUN
>SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
>This was too much for the Bishop so he
>ordered the Nun to buy back the
>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
>The next day the headlines read:
>
>NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>The Bishop was buried the next day.
>
>The moral of the story is . . .. being
>concerned about public opinion can
>bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
>
>So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and
>you’ll be a lot happier and
>live longer!
>
>Have a nice day!
>
>=

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