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The life of a senior citizen
The life of a senior citizen
This is my new neighbour. She’s single, and lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street in the rain and along my driveway.
She knocked on my door, and
I rushed to open it.
She looked at me, and said, “I’ve just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex
all night long! Are you busy tonight?”
I immediately replied, “No, I’m free, I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you please look after my dog?”
It’s no fun being old !
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