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The life of a senior citizen

- 3 May 2013, 07:05

The life of a senior citizen

This is my new neighbour.  She’s single, and lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.  I was surprised

when she walked across the street in the rain and along my driveway.

She knocked on my door, and

I rushed to open it.

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She looked at me, and said, “I’ve just got home, and I am so horny!

I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex

all night long! Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “No, I’m free, I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you please look after my dog?”

It’s no fun being old !

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