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The Note
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made
and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently
on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad’.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because
I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy.
She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of
her because of all her piercing’s, tattoos, her
tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so
much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people in
the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care
of myself.
Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can
get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true.
I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life than the school
report that’s on the kitchen table.
Call when it is safe for me to come home!
🙂
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