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- 6 May 2013, 07:05
The Errand


McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.


When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.


“S’cuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, “what was that all about?”


“Nothin’ , said the Irishman, “me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!”




The Lost Luggage


An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.


An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.


“No,” replied the  Irishman.  “I’ve lost all me luggage!”


“How’d that happen?”  “The cork fell out!” said the Irishman..




Water to wine


An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.


He says, “Sir, have you been  drinking?”


“Just water,” says the priest.


The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”


The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”




The Brothel


Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching  the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said,
“Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.”


Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said,
“Aye, ’tis a shame to see that the Jews are falling’ victim to temptation.”


Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, “What a terrible pity…one of the girls must be  quite ill.”




Lost at Sea


Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael,were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.  To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.


This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.


Without giving much thought to the  matter, Patrick blurted out,
“Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!”


The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished.


Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.


Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:
“Nice going Patrick!  Now we’re going to have to pee in the  boat!




The Fall


Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running
down his leg.  “Please Lord,” he implored, “let it be blood!!”

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