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MT. VERNON, TEXAS, WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH

Diamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

In response, the local Baptist Church campaigned to block the business from expanding — with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

The week before the grand reopening lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground! After the cat-house burned to the ground the church folks were smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer.”

But last week ‘Big Jugs’ Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church … “was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business — either through direct or indirect

divine actions or means.”

 The church denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff’s complaint and the defendant’s reply, and at the opening hearing he commented:

“I don’t know how the hell I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks that’s bullshit.”