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- 13 May 2013, 07:05


CIGARETTE:   A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:   It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:   An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:   The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present     COMPROMISE:   The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:   The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:   A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:   A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:   A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:   A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:   A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:   The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth       EXPERIENCE:   The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT:   A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:   A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
MISER:   A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:   A banker provided by nature
BOSS:   Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early         POLITICIAN:   One who shakes your Hand before elections and your Confidence later         DOCTOR:   A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

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