Wan's World

The Doorbell

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A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. 

“Looking for a man with three qualifications: 
won’t beat me up, 
won’t run away from me, 
and is great in bed.” 

Two days later her doorbell rings. 

“Hi, I’m Tim. 
I have no arms so I won’t beat you, 
and no legs so I won’t run away.” 

“What makes you think you are great in bed?” 
the woman retorts. 

Tim replies, 
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”