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God said to Adam

- 2 January 2014, 09:01
God  said,
“Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”
Adam  said,
“Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?”

God  said,
“Go down into that valley.”
Adam  said,
“What’s a valley?”
God  explained it to him.  
Then  God said,
“Cross the river.”
Adam  said,
“What’s a river?”  
God  explained that
to him, and then said,
“Go over to the  hill….”  
Adam  said,
“What is a hill?”
So,  God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam,
“On the other side  of the hill you will find a cave.”
Adam  said,
“What’s a cave?”
After  God explained,
He said, “In the cave you will find a woman.”
Adam  said,
“What’s a woman?”  
So  God explained
that to him, too.
Then, God said,
“I want you to
reproduce.”
Adam  said,
“How do I do that?”
God  first said (under his breath), “Geez…..”  
And  then,
just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as  well.  
So,  Adam goes down into the valley,
across the river, and
over the hill,  into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in
about five minutes, he  was back.
God,  his patience
wearing thin,
said angrily,
“What is it  now?”  
And  Adam said….  
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