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Pensioner’s reply re Bunnings

Didn’t like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I  was at my local Bunnings store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food  for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. What did she think I had, an elephant?  So, since I’m retired and have...
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