Wan's World

9 November 2012, 05:11:12

How the fight got started…

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last...

9 November 2012, 03:11:39

Just Checking!!

I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you are sitting at your computer… Yup, there you are! Doing nothing as...

9 November 2012, 12:11:30

Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Should  Children Witness Child Birth? Good  question. Here’s your answer. Due to a power outage,  only one paramedic responded to the call.  The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl  to hold a flashlight...

9 November 2012, 12:11:56

The Gay Cowboy

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two...

8 November 2012, 11:11:42

The Aussie and The Emu

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s...

8 November 2012, 11:11:15

Senior Day at the Super Market !!

Grocery Trip There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me. “Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security...

8 November 2012, 11:11:20

How to deal with a rude customer

For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn’t it a shame WE can’t actually do this! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted...

8 November 2012, 11:11:30

A romantic story from Wisconsin

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because...

26 October 2012, 08:10:38

Health and Nutrition

This woman is 51 yrs old. She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, and promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic...