Wan's WorldMonday, 20 May 2024
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My Philosophy

I was asked, “At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get – Parkinsons or Alzheimer’s ?”   The wise one answered, “Definitely Parkinsons.  Better to spill half an ounce of Brandy,  Scotch, Bourbon, Irish Whiskey, Tequilla or Canadian Whiskey than to forget where...
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Smart Alec

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100% Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the  page Q3. River Ravi flows in which...

Granpa and Granma

Make sure that you understand the question first…. All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this was too funny not to forward.   We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. (Some...

……that’ll show you

Don’t mess with older folks!   A lady was videotaping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman tryingto cross the street. You can hear the lady who is doing the taping giggling as she records the event. ...

Confucius saying

Why….. Why….. Why….. ??? Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Confucius replies: It’s very...

Psychic daughter

A  father put his three year old daughter to  bed, told her a  story and listened to her prayers which she ended  by  saying:  “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy,  God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.” The   father asked,...

Happy Halloween!!

The top ten reasons Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating .   You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft...

Before You’re Too Damned old!!!

Here’s a little poem for you. Another year has passed and we’re all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully understand about...

Don’t eat chicken

Don’t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !  A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken...

A sweet old ladies prayer

A sweet old lady is asked to say ‘Grace’ at a gathering of “Seniors at Home” caregivers, and she brought down the house about 90 seconds into her prayer.  Enjoy!   Click...

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