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Pervert phone call

The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, “I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?” Woman replies, “Yes, he’s watching TV – whom shall I say is...
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The Errand   McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.   When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to...

Swedish Magic Trick

A Swede and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the  German said to the Swede, “Man I’m the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one...

The Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home. “Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!” “In...

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are  stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and  starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis  says……… “Hey Pepe, do you  smell...

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An irish daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year.  Upon her return her father cussed her. “Where have ye been all this time?   Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?  Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put...

Heavens Clocks

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven.  St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when  she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he...

PHONE REPAIR & Urine?

Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called – and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the...

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