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25 May 2012, 08:05:04
Did I read that sign correctly?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an...
23 May 2012, 11:05:38
Idiot sighting
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said “May I have large bills, please”
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry sir, all the bills are the same...
Idiot Sightings
23 May 2012, 11:05:58
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Detroit for Chicago.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud...
Public Cell Phone Solution
23 May 2012, 09:05:16
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to ...
Wrong email address
23 May 2012, 08:05:34
A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says,
“Congratulations, your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys.”
The Redneck says, “I’m not surprised, I have a...
Redneck
23 May 2012, 08:05:24
An 86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly
check-up…
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,
‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’
I now have a ...
THE HUNTER
23 May 2012, 08:05:52
BILL SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR & SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE,
“WHEN I DIE I’M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!”
SHE SHOUTS BACK “YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !!...
Final Will
22 May 2012, 10:05:26
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with:
A Herd of Cows
A Flock of chickens
A School of Fish
A Gaggle of Geese
However, there are some less known...
The English Language
“guetapens” = Spelling
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