Wan's World

24 June 2012, 03:06:37

The Gold Urinal

Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered...

19 June 2012, 01:06:16

Maxine’s Philosophy on Charity

[kc_font_pac_2_font_15 size=”48″ color=”#cc9933″]I just had a call from a Charity[/kc_font_pac_2_font_15] [kc_font_pac_2_font_15 size=”48″ color=”#996633″]asking me to donate some of...

19 June 2012, 01:06:39

Cardiovascular Exercise

THIS IS  NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS but could save your life!!! This applies to all persons who are 50 and older. The  older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to  maintain...

19 June 2012, 01:06:22

The Chicken Farmer

A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’ ‘What a coincidence’ the farmer...

18 June 2012, 09:06:23

Elementary School Proverbs

An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were...

18 June 2012, 07:06:38

THE NIGHT WATCHMAN

Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.  Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.”  So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said,...

18 June 2012, 07:06:26

Zebra Stripes

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates… As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ‘I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’ St. Peter said,...

18 June 2012, 07:06:30

Tools Explained

DRILL PRESS:  A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in...

6 June 2012, 02:06:39

The Harried Pharmacist

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the...