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7 May 2013, 07:05:39
MT. VERNON, TEXAS, WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH
Diamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.
In response, the local Baptist Church campaigned to block the...
The power of prayer
7 May 2013, 07:05:07
Three guys found themselves in Hell:
Tom, Mike, and Jose.
A little confused at their present situation,
they were startled to see a door in the wall open,
and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman
they had ever seen. She was 3’4-,...
Three men
7 May 2013, 07:05:35
WHISKEY
In 1952, Armon M. Sweat, Jr., a member of the Texas House of Representatives, was asked about his position on whiskey. What follows is his exact answer (taken from the Political Archives of Texas):
“If you mean whiskey, the...
WHISKEY the real position…..where do you stand?
7 May 2013, 07:05:41
The phone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says,
“I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?”
Woman replies, “Yes, he’s watching TV –
whom shall I say is...
Pervert phone call
6 May 2013, 07:05:50
A Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Central London and tells the manager that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The manager tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,...
Scotsman and the Bank of England
6 May 2013, 07:05:16
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory
that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that
manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.
“The hiss is the rubber being...
Baby Bottles and Condoms
6 May 2013, 07:05:35
The Errand
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to...
IRISH HUMOR
5 May 2013, 08:05:35
Ya’ gotta love this guy!!!!!
Meet Walter Barnes – All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80%...
A Man With No Enemies
5 May 2013, 08:05:38
A Swede and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the German said to the Swede,
“Man I’m the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one...
Swedish Magic Trick
Pensioner’s reply re Bunnings
Didn’t like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Bunnings store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have...