Wan's World

11 December 2013, 08:12:32

Power Outage

We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately. It was raining– I couldn’t play golf or go hunting or fishing so I talked to my wife for a few hours. She...

9 December 2013, 07:12:27

Blonde in distress

God Loves Blondes A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray… “God, please...

8 December 2013, 07:12:09

Anger Management For Couples

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8 December 2013, 07:12:17

The Note

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was  astonished to see the bed was nicely made  and everything was picked up.  Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently  on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad’.  With the worst...

5 December 2013, 09:12:58

AUSSIE LATERAL THINKER

Beer Monster  This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two slabs of “VIC BITTER” cheap at the local “Bottle-o”.  I placed the cartons on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a...

2 December 2013, 11:12:20

Flying Blonde

This is a true story of a poor dizzy blond  flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.  She, frantic,calls out a May Day. “May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me!  My pilot had a heart attack and is...

2 December 2013, 01:12:51

The Athletes

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he  decided he wanted to marry her right away.  She said,  “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He said,  “That’s all right, we’ll learn about each  other as we...

2 December 2013, 01:12:07

What? Me? Drinking?

A Man had been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender finally said that the bar is  closing.  So the guy stood up to leave fell flat on his  face. He tried to stand one more time; same result.  He figured he’ll crawl outside and get...

2 December 2013, 01:12:20

Worlds Stupidest Person Found In Albury

The search is over, we’ve found the stupidest person alive!! He is from...