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The Soldier and the Nun

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” 

The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the MP’s ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough
Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”

The nun said, “I understand completely.”

The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” 

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.”