Wan's WorldThursday, 26 Dec 2024
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Two and a half good ones for today

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I’m so happy, because I live at number 71. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t have to cross the road! A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked,...
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