Wan's WorldMonday, 17 Jun 2024
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DRILL PRESS:  A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. WIRE...
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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the...

The Blonde Pilot..

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.    He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.   “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart...

CADBURY’S CHOCOLATE . . .

I Did NOT Know this:                           DO YOU EAT CADBURY’S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY’S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never...

When I Was 13…..

  When I was 13, I hoped that, one day, I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a...

Hump Day Maxine !!

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Get Ready to Smile

I told you not to give me that last beer… Now how do I get down? Who me? I wasn’t doing nothin What does it take to get a walk around here? Yep, I peed Darling, wake me at 3:00 If you want something done right… When I said my...

Blonde Heart Attack

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.. ‘What’s up?’  She asks. ‘I think I’m...

Did I read that sign correctly? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR  BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an...

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