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Little Johnny Strikes Again

THE TEACHER ASKED THE CLASS TO USE THE WORD ‘FASCINATE’ IN A SENTENCE. MOLLY PUT UP HER HAND AND SAID, ‘MY FAMILY WENT TO MY GRANDDAD’S FARM, AND WE ALL SAW HIS PET SHEEP. IT WAS FASCINATING.’ THE TEACHER SAID, ‘THAT WAS GOOD, BUT I WANTED YOU TO USE THE WORD...
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