Wan's World

5 March 2014, 07:03:09

Faceless

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5 March 2014, 07:03:56

Grocery Shopping

A man walked into the produce section of  his local supermarket and asked to buy  half a head of lettuce.  The boy working in that department told  him that they only sold whole heads of  lettuce. The man was insistent that the  boy ask his...

5 March 2014, 01:03:53

THIS IS BRILLIANT!

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a...

5 March 2014, 01:03:29

Mathematics Trick

Math trick … How to change a number 1 to a number...

5 March 2014, 01:03:30

off the coast of Kerry in 1998

Transcript of actual radio conversation between the British and Irish, off the coast of Kerry in 1998. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10.10.98.   IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a...

5 March 2014, 01:03:49

Diapers; Just In Case You Been Wondering About This

I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old peopl are called “Depends”. Well here is the...

5 March 2014, 01:03:54

Long time marriage

The effect of those FOUR little words … “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked,”How many of you love your husband?”All...

5 March 2014, 01:03:56

Sex And Good Grammar

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man. The...

5 March 2014, 01:03:23

Australia day joke

An  American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On  his first day he was...